Don’t want to take a trip to the graveyard? Tired of getting sleep paralysis and not being able to enjoy a nice chat with the demon at the foot of your bed? Or possibly tired of hearing your deceased nan whisper random things in your head like mayonnaise or taxes and then it makes totally no sense to  you? Then you need yo ur very own hotline to the other side! Introducing the Ouija board! The new and improved method of communicating with spirits, and I don’t mean those that you find in a bottle! It’s simple and easy to use, all you have to do is place you and another’s person’s hands on the planchette, move it around, and start asking questions. Our design allows you to communicate with those who have crossed over in an easy and quick fashion! But that’s not all! If you order your ouija board now, you’ll receive a free black cat that stares randomly at your wall making you paranoid!  So don’t waste your time on human sacrifices, get an ouija board now! Where it anit a hotline bling, but it’ll help you communicate with that thing…..that possibly wants to murder you.

The ouija board is not responsible for any possessions or deaths that happen during or shortly after the usage of this product. Do not use the ouija board if you are alone, in a graveyard, in a haunted graveyard or house, or contacting a level 100 demon, genuinely enjoy the twilight movies, or a Scorpio. Stop using the ouija board if you or others  experience possession, throwing up blood, claiming you have a god complex, seeing shadow figures, speaking latin, start putting the milk in before your cereal, demonic urges, spitting up anything that resembles goo, eyes turning white or completely black, long scratches across your body,  or you are suddenly able to drink orange juice after brushing your teeth,